Horse Wrestling Isn’t for Guys With Soft Hands Funny Vintage Western T-Shirt
Horse wrestling. Because apparently regular hobbies weren’t dangerous enough.
The Horse Wrestling Isn’t for Guys With Soft Hands tee celebrates a completely unnecessary test of strength between man and horse that absolutely nobody asked for.
Featuring a distressed vintage-style illustration, old-school western typography, and one extremely questionable life choice, this shirt looks like it came from a forgotten roadside attraction where the waiver was just a firm handshake.
Spare Thoughts Dept.
The thoughts we probably should’ve kept to ourselves. We put them on shirts instead.
About the Shirt
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt, featuring a soft, lightweight feel, a comfortable retail fit, and a classic crew neckline.
Fabric composition by color:
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Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Ash: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
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Heather colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
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Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
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Heather Prism colors: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Each shirt is printed on demand using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing.
Another questionable thought brought to you by Spare Thoughts Dept.
BAD IDEAS. GREAT SHIRTS.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Spare Thoughts Dept. | Funny Graphic T-Shirts
- Email: contact@support.sparethoughtsdept.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Horse Wrestling Isn’t for Guys With Soft Hands Funny Vintage Western T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
