Life's Short, Wipe Later | Funny Graphic T-Shirt

$19.95

Life's too short to sweat the small stuff. Or apparently, to finish the paperwork.

Life's Short, Wipe Later is a bold reminder that some things in life can wait. Featuring a distressed vintage design, a crossed-out toilet paper roll, and absolutely terrible advice, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates questionable priorities and bathroom humor.

Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt, it's comfortable enough for everyday wear and ridiculous enough to make strangers question your decision-making skills.

Our Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirts feature soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for everyday comfort.

Fabric composition varies by color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Ash: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  • Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

  • Heather Prism Colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

All styles feature a comfortable unisex fit.  Fabric feel and composition may vary slightly depending on the selected color.

Life's short. Make questionable decisions. Wash your hands.

Spare Thoughts Dept. | Bad Ideas. Great Shirts.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.