Horse Wrestling Isn’t for Guys With Soft Hands Funny Vintage Western T-Shirt
Horse wrestling. Because apparently regular hobbies weren’t dangerous enough.
The Horse Wrestling Isn’t for Guys With Soft Hands tee celebrates a completely unnecessary test of strength between man and horse that absolutely nobody asked for.
Featuring a distressed vintage-style illustration, old-school western typography, and one extremely questionable life choice, this shirt looks like it came from a forgotten roadside attraction where the waiver was just a firm handshake.
Perfect for cowboys, horse people, ranch hands, rodeo fans, stubborn men, people with calluses, and anyone who enjoys wearing something that makes strangers stop and ask:
“Wait… is horse wrestling actually a thing?”
Spare Thoughts Dept.
The thoughts we probably should’ve kept to ourselves. We put them on shirts instead.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Spare Thoughts Dept. | Funny Graphic T-Shirts
- Email: contact@support.sparethoughtsdept.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Horse Wrestling Isn’t for Guys With Soft Hands Funny Vintage Western T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
