I Woke Up on the Wrong Side of Vegas | Dirty Palms Motel Two-Sided Tee
Some nights in Vegas are unforgettable. Others are best left unexplained.
Welcome to the Dirty Palms Motel, where the neon flickers, the sheets are questionable, and the hourly rates are surprisingly reasonable.
Located somewhere far beyond the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, this charming little establishment offers everything you never knew you didn't want. Rubber sheets, adult vending, and absolutely no reason to ask for a late checkout.
Two sides. One questionable night.
Front: A small, vintage-inspired Dirty Palms Motel neon sign on the left chest, complete with its iconic starburst, faded turquoise, and glowing VACANCY sign.
Back: A large, full-color, distressed retro illustration featuring the infamous Dirty Palms Motel, a suspiciously occupied Room 13, and the Las Vegas skyline glowing safely in the distance. All beneath the declaration: “I WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF VEGAS.”
Designed with gritty, late-70s roadside motel nostalgia and just enough bad judgment to make you wonder what happened the night before.
Because what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay on the Strip.
An original two-sided design from Spare Thoughts Dept.
The Shirt
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt, featuring a lightweight, comfortable retail fit, soft fabric, and a classic crew neckline.
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Premium direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
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Original Spare Thoughts Dept. artwork
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Custom Spare Thoughts Dept. inside neck label
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Made to order
Fabric composition by color:
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Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Ash: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
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Heather colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
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Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
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Heather Prism colors: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Spare Thoughts Dept.
BAD IDEAS. GREAT SHIRTS.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Spare Thoughts Dept. | Funny Graphic T-Shirts
- Email: contact@support.sparethoughtsdept.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Woke Up on the Wrong Side of Vegas | Dirty Palms Motel Two-Sided Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
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29
|
20
|
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L
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30
|
22
|
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XL
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31
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24
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2XL
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32
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26
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3XL
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33
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28
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4XL
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34
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30
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5XL
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35
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32
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