I Woke Up on the Wrong Side of Vegas | Dirty Palms Motel Two-Sided Tee

$49.75 AUD (plus tax)

Some nights in Vegas are unforgettable. Others are best left unexplained.

Welcome to the Dirty Palms Motel, where the neon flickers, the sheets are questionable, and the hourly rates are surprisingly reasonable.

Located somewhere far beyond the bright lights of the Las Vegas Strip, this charming little establishment offers everything you never knew you didn't want. Rubber sheets, adult vending, and absolutely no reason to ask for a late checkout.

Two sides. One questionable night.

Front: A small, vintage-inspired Dirty Palms Motel neon sign on the left chest, complete with its iconic starburst, faded turquoise, and glowing VACANCY sign.

Back: A large, full-color, distressed retro illustration featuring the infamous Dirty Palms Motel, a suspiciously occupied Room 13, and the Las Vegas skyline glowing safely in the distance. All beneath the declaration: “I WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF VEGAS.”

Designed with gritty, late-70s roadside motel nostalgia and just enough bad judgment to make you wonder what happened the night before.

Because what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay on the Strip.

An original two-sided design from Spare Thoughts Dept.

Bad Ideas. Great Shirts.

Select color: Solid Black Triblend

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More details

  • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
  • Lightweight fabric (3.4 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.